Marley And Me–The Truest Measure of a Desperate Hollywood
So I was having Thanksgiving dinner with the folks and grandma and my aunt, and it’s a staple to watch the big dog show. Naturally I was rooting for what I considered to be the underdog at the time,...
View ArticleWe Wish You a Kwanzoo Christmas: The Muppet Christmas Carol
Drawn from the almost-forgotten tradition of telling ghost stories around the Yule Log, Charles Dickens’ Christmas Carol is a story that you just can’t have Christmas without. And what better way to...
View ArticleWe Wish You a Kwanzoo Christmas: Home Alone
It’s December First, and that means two things. Firstly, Christmas is coming. Secondly, it’s my one-month anniversary. Only one of these things matters to you, though, so let’s get on with the...
View ArticleBad News: After Dark Horrorfest Looks To Suck
It really hurts me to have to bear this particular lump of bad news, folks…especially after two solid years of mostly excellent films making it to the After Dark Horrorfest. But this time just might be...
View ArticleYou’ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid…Twenty Five Years Later
Now, normally, Liz is all over this sucker like the feds on my wallet, but I couldn’t help but throw in my own on this one. This year is special, you see–it’s the twenty-fifth anniversary of a...
View ArticlePlanet of the Apes Prequel?
Apparently, they’ve got a writer for the Planet of the Apes prequel, a move that has me somewhat baffled. They’ll be bringing in Scott Frank, formerly of Minority Report, to handle the scripting duties...
View ArticleWe Wish You a Kwanzoo Christmas: Home Alone 2
No, I assure you that it is not cheating to do different articles for Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. For one thing, despite sharing similar themes, they are completely different and...
View ArticleTwilight Faded
Call it schaudenfreude if you must, folks, but I’m all sorts of tickled that that miserable piece of crap of a vampire film, Twilight, is losing a whole LOT of steam at the box office. How much is “a...
View ArticleBlockbuster Sells Concert Tickets Now
Remember what I was saying a couple months ago about Blockbuster getting just truly desperate? Yeah…that hasn’t changed. No, not at all. They’ve allied themselves with LiveNation to start selling...
View ArticleAnd Then, The World Collapsed
With a depression inches away and hurricanes and terrorists and pirates in Somalia and madmen running Iran and all the assorted whatnots and goings-on of the world around us, it’s hard to imagine how...
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